How about something like this:
Alex and Envy are on an island in the East Blue, this island is split into two. One side belongs to the humans, the other side is infested with animals and trees. Alex and Envy find a poster saying that the leader of the island is in need of a delicious egg/meat which can only be found on the other side of the island. Those who retrieve it will be rewarded handsomely and so Alex and Envy take this challenge up and venture out into the jungle. But they'll need to be careful cause this jungle is not a very safe place...
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The Panties Pirates are at it again! This time they're looting villages for woman's underwear, Alex and Envy are hired to help stop this terrible act and put a stop to the pirate's ways! It's an all out battle between the village and the Panties Pirates! Which side will they choose? Whichever side they do choose, thins are still gonna get intense!
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WOOT! Envy and Alex win a vacation to a tropical island! They pack their bags and board the ship, looking forward to all the sunbathing and drinks they were gonna get. They WERE gonna get. Unfortunately, the ship is being targeted by those who didn't win the prize and were now seeking revenge for all those who did win, this includes Alex and Envy! Defend the ship with your life, sunbathing and free drinks is at risk here!
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What? You wake up and find yourself in a maze? How'd you get here and more importantly, how'd you get out? This is gonna be a pain in the ass. Little do you know that this maze is infested with animals and other beasts. However you're not the only one that's stuck here, there are also some other people who were caught up in the mess. Work together and escape this situation! Find the guy who trapped you here and give him a good beating!
So, which one catches your interest?